You, know, how tech savvy the world has become. We type and
talk and talk and type. So, just like any other weekday, when office seemed pretty
boring, we 4 room mates, ex room mates now, were yapping over a mail trail, and
I happened to write something with a typical “:P” smiley..
Well, I wouldn’t write this incident in an indirect speech..
So here’s the actual mail trail for you to read.. and
appreciate the innovation and amazing thought that we, rather maloo has put
into this!
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Maloo:
I made methi thepla today morning…
Salt was a little less.. but came out well…
Garam garam it was nice… later
became a little dry…
Yamini:
Thepla bole toh?
Pri:
Abhi ise sirf Dosa samjhta hai....
(I have moved to Bangalore)
Yamini:
:D :D :D
Pri:
When are u reaching Ngp?
Yamini:
:P
Mostly 2nd Morning.
Maloo:
Tu har reply mein itna hass kyun rahi hai….
Humlog kya joker dikh rahe kya
yahan par….
Yamini:
Picchle reply me kaha hasi re… tounge dikhkai..hasna bolte
kya use :D
(ab hasi)
Maloo:
:P tongue dikhana hota kya…
tongue kahan ahi ismein..
Yamini:
Wo ‘P’ se jo latakra wo tongue nahi toh kya hai??
:P aise haste kya maloo..?? :D
Maloo:
Agar
1. Mere daat ka
operation hua and ek side se mooh sujh gaya toh
2. Mooh ke ex
side mein chaale aagye toh
3. Mera ek side
ka body paralyze hogaya toh
4. Mere pati ne mere mooh mein tape laga diya
toh
5. Meine galti
se ek side of the lips mein feviquick laga liya toh
6. Mujhe koi
pasand nahi and jabardasti usse dekhe smile karna ho toh
7. Mujhe mera
point prove karna ho toh
:P aaise haste….
Woh ek TV actress toh bina kissi
reason ke by default :P aaise hi hasti hai…!!!!
Pri:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Maloo:
M in no mood to work yaar…
Do dino se meine client kaka ko latkake rakha hai…
Kuch kaam nahi kiya…!!!!
Yamini:
Tera talent kahi aur nazar aara hai..kaam kaise hoga..
Thepla banana, alag alag type ki hasi pe research karna! :D
Fursat mile toh thoda dave kaka
pe bhi dhyan de de :S
Puntoo:
:A :B :C ………. :X :Y :Z
Ab in sab pe phd karo!!!!!!
Pri:
Mere man ki baat likh di tune
Punts!
Yamini:
Maloo karegi na research..fir
patent file karnge!@ :D
Maloo:
Tum sabke mann ki kardi…
Jo mere mann mein
sabse pehle aaya.. woh likha…!!!!!
:A andhadhoon hassi
:B beech
mein daath tut gaya wali hassi
:C chameli
ki hassi
:D dahadne
waali hassi
:E ek
daanth waali hassi
:F faadu
hassi
:G Gol hassi
:H hairat
ki hassi
:I ishq ki
hassi
:J jalan
ki hassi
:K kamini
hassi (yeh hassi dena bandh kar yamini… aage ka bhi padh)
:L langoor
ki hassi
:M meherbaani
hassi
:N na hasne
waali hassi
:O oats
khaane ke baad waali hassi (not at all good…)
:P phirse
samjhaaoun kya (do I need to explain this one again..!!!!)
:Q quality
hassi
:R raah
chalti hassi
:S saap ki
hassi (skand Sharma ki hassi……….)
:T temporary hassi
:U udhaar ki
hassi
:V vagaira
waali hassi
:W waqt ki
hassi (seriously)
:X X
(single) porn waali hassi
:Y Yorker
waali hassi
:Z zor (constipation wala zor) ki
hassi
And that’s how we had a detailed list of laughters from A-Z.
Now we have a reason to laugh at every little thing and on every situation! :)
Kudos Maloo.... I had no idea.. Aisa bhi hota hai! :D
hello yamini....I just read ur blog..i should say the thesis is really MIND BLOWINGGGG!!!...patent toh karwana hi padega!!!
ReplyDeleteHe he he..really innovative...me toh maloo ji ka fan ho gaya...
ReplyDelete@Kishan: Thank you so much.. .I will tell maloo to go ahead with the patent! :)
ReplyDelete@Samir: Thank you so much, from maloo too!! :)