A few straight truths - # 2

While painting picture of -
Mona Lisa
I realised I was also making -
Pizza
Pizza happened to be the yummiest food in town
I recorded a Guiness for putting that one down.

While talking to -
Brad Pitt
I put a tree trunk inside -
A Stick
That's why tree trunks are so brown
I won a Nobel, for putting that one down.

While taking a walk around -
Mars
I put some chocolate in Hazelnut -
Jars
That's how Nutella became a proper noun
They gave me Mars, for putting that one down.

While writing the -
ABCs
I messed up a thousand times
trust me.
So, The Picture of Dorian Grey was finally found
I got a Booker for putting that one down!

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PS:  Here's Prompt:

And now, the prompt! Today’s prompt is drawn from an idea that Kelsey Howard gave me — that of a poem that tells a lie. I think you could have a poem that’s all lies (that could be very funny — full of things like “the sun is the size of a nickel”) or a poem that steadily builds to telling one big whopper. I can imagine these being very poignant, or very much like goofy shaggy-dog stories. I suppose it all comes down to what you want to lie about!

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