People, at times, find my mails inspiring. (Aisa bhi hota hai?? ;)) So, this time I thought that while providing an impetus, I can actually do a bit of business... ;)
But to my surprise, this is what happened..
Keep reading...
Me:
……I have realised that I need to create a fear in you… and the fear is that of losing money….
And suppose in a day if you waste 3 hours on simply pondering etc, then u straight put 3x in the piggy bank in my name…
And if you say you haven’t put any money in the piggy bank that day then you should prove that you have worked, else I will ask for my money…
So a proper explanation or money, the choice is yours.
See, every hour you waste, the money becomes mine…and dude, once the money goes into the piggy bank, it belongs to Yamini B-) Muahahahahhaaaaaa!!! :D :D
So time wasted is money wasted… so you waste time and make me rich… or utilize time and become rich…waaah waah….. waaah waaah!!!
Reply:
The fear of me giving you money, or losing money is not at all a fear for me in the first place...
Secondly there are some species that are more inspired and motivated just by "inspiration" and "motivation“.
FEAR factor doesn’t work for them...those species only fear the Lord. And I am one of them....
Me: Double waaah !! (in my mind: Daaaaammmmmiiiittttttt………shayyy! Yeh idea nahi chala :( )
Vadde log, Vaddi baatein!! :D
Friday, August 27, 2010
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Life: Part II
“What?”
“I am 30, settled. I have worked my ass off for almost 7 years now..... I need a break!”
“Yeah, I bet you do!”
"I think I should get married”
*Oh My God. Will he pop the question?*
“Really?”
“Yeah, let’s meet tonight. I need to sort a lot of things before that”
"Like?”
“Oh, not on the phone. See you at Karims’, 8.30?”
“Ok”
*And people said I was a fool to wait. It’s all worth it. Thank you God, finally it is happening*
____________________________________________________________________________
“You look great”
“You too”
“Ok, settle down”
“So what are the things that you want to sort out?”
*Hands in his pocket? Geeee…..The ring? I don’t want this…but I so want this*
“Anything wrong?”
“No”
“Are you comfortable?”
“Yeeaahhhh”
“So, I was thinking that I’d need your help in withdrawing my finances. And help me finalise an apartment”
“Yaah”
“What ya? You are in this business and I want you to suggest me a place which would be the best. 2/3 bhk, maximum 60 lakh. An Architect friend should be of some use ;)”
“Ya, ok”
“What ok?”
“I’ll let you know the details in a day or two”
“What’s wrong, Mira? Everything alright?”
“Absolutely. So what next?”
“This girl. My mum showed me her photograph. She’s a doctor. Physiotherapist. I think I will settle down with this match.”
*Kidding, are you?*
"And everything is going as per my plan. Engagement in 3 months and wedding in another 6 months. So I kind of have almost a year to buy an apartment. I have spoken to this lady twice or thrice. She’s sweet.”
*gulp*
“Really? Great!”
*gulp*
“So, parents are happy, grandma’s happy and I am sure you are happy too”
“Of course. So now it’s Life: Part 2, huh?”
"Yeah, like we’d always discussed. I hope this is as beautiful as part 1 was. The ups and downs have been satisfying and I am game for it yet again.”
“Am sure you’ll do well.”
“And you are 30 too. Speed up girl and finalise a guy. If you have so many conditions, then…sllurrrrrpppp…..this soup is f***ing hot…. Water…”
*Conditions, yeah!!*
"So, have you considered any new matches?”
“Yeah. But they don’t fit in my conditions.”
"Ok, today finally tell me what your conditions are? You’ve never told me”
*smile*
*smile*
*smile*
*tears*
*tears*
“What’s wrong with the sizzlers? The fumes are hurting my eyes”
*smile*
*smile*
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
6th Dimension
This is an entry that I posted at Aniket's Website. There's a prompt every 15 days and you can post upto 1000 words of fiction. This is sheer fun. :)
This is my entry for the following prompt.
“How do you feel?”
“Incredible. I cannot explain what it felt like”
“When you detach yourself from all the things, both good and bad, you reach your original state.”
“Original state?”
“Original state of existence.”
“What does that mean?”
“Let me show you something…
What do you infer from this picture?”
“Some galaxy or universe… Distant. Your NASA people do this. Don’t they?”
“Yes, we scientists do that. But this particular picture has something special.”
“Special?”
“Yes, observe closely.”
“No, Sir. I can’t make out”
“Have you studied the Big Bang theory?”
“Yes. It’s the theory of early development of the universe”
“Yes. This is a mini big bang happening here. We are anticipating a formation of planets in this area, you see..Here, here..”
“And when will that happen?”
“It will take a million years, 2, may be 3″
“But…what is the co-relation between the session we just had and this universe and planet theory?”
“Ok. What do you think; this area would look like after a million years?”
“There may be a few planets, huge bodies, revolving, suspended, and doing their own thing.”
“Right.
And what is it now?”
“The smaller bodies, they look like granules, light, free, disoriented. They’d come together to form a bigger mass”
“And what would the huge mass consist of?”
“Mass… would contain…mass, all of these, together.”
“Possible to disintegrate?”
“No, unless there’s another big bang”
“Absolutely.
The planet which will be formed after a million years from now, is now in its purest state. Disassembled. Disintegrated. Disoriented.”
“Detached.
The original state of existence?”
“Yes.
We have an analogy. Human existence and everything else in the universe. Can you tell me what it is?”
“Probably, when we are born, we are in the purest state of existence without any influence of the outer world. And then we grow we get grosser and grosser and become different from what we were originally.”
“And what is it that makes you gross?”
“Desires, wants, greed..”
“Even love, gratitude and kindness”
“The good qualities?”
“Yes.
You never get gross in good sense or bad, you just get gross.
And what we did was, we tried to find a way back to nadir. The start.”
“How would I know I have reached the goal?”
“That’s the fun. When you think you’re there, you’ll realise you are about to start another journey”
“I don’t get it”
“You will. That little bit there will take more than a million years to integrate and another million to disintegrate. We have a vaster universe within”.
“I get you Sir.
Is that what we call mastering ourselves? Or Self-realisation.”
“I am a scientist. And I simply call it a ‘journey to the 6th Dimension’.”
“6th dimension?”
“You want to do it again?
Close your eyes….”
This is my entry for the following prompt.
“How do you feel?”“Incredible. I cannot explain what it felt like”
“When you detach yourself from all the things, both good and bad, you reach your original state.”
“Original state?”
“Original state of existence.”
“What does that mean?”
“Let me show you something…
What do you infer from this picture?”
“Some galaxy or universe… Distant. Your NASA people do this. Don’t they?”
“Yes, we scientists do that. But this particular picture has something special.”
“Special?”
“Yes, observe closely.”
“No, Sir. I can’t make out”
“Have you studied the Big Bang theory?”
“Yes. It’s the theory of early development of the universe”
“Yes. This is a mini big bang happening here. We are anticipating a formation of planets in this area, you see..Here, here..”
“And when will that happen?”
“It will take a million years, 2, may be 3″
“But…what is the co-relation between the session we just had and this universe and planet theory?”
“Ok. What do you think; this area would look like after a million years?”
“There may be a few planets, huge bodies, revolving, suspended, and doing their own thing.”
“Right.
And what is it now?”
“The smaller bodies, they look like granules, light, free, disoriented. They’d come together to form a bigger mass”
“And what would the huge mass consist of?”
“Mass… would contain…mass, all of these, together.”
“Possible to disintegrate?”
“No, unless there’s another big bang”
“Absolutely.
The planet which will be formed after a million years from now, is now in its purest state. Disassembled. Disintegrated. Disoriented.”
“Detached.
The original state of existence?”
“Yes.
We have an analogy. Human existence and everything else in the universe. Can you tell me what it is?”
“Probably, when we are born, we are in the purest state of existence without any influence of the outer world. And then we grow we get grosser and grosser and become different from what we were originally.”
“And what is it that makes you gross?”
“Desires, wants, greed..”
“Even love, gratitude and kindness”
“The good qualities?”
“Yes.
You never get gross in good sense or bad, you just get gross.
And what we did was, we tried to find a way back to nadir. The start.”
“How would I know I have reached the goal?”
“That’s the fun. When you think you’re there, you’ll realise you are about to start another journey”
“I don’t get it”
“You will. That little bit there will take more than a million years to integrate and another million to disintegrate. We have a vaster universe within”.
“I get you Sir.
Is that what we call mastering ourselves? Or Self-realisation.”
“I am a scientist. And I simply call it a ‘journey to the 6th Dimension’.”
“6th dimension?”
“You want to do it again?
Close your eyes….”
Monday, August 23, 2010
I am sad :(
This is the first time ever, I have done something like this. And I am sad.
1. I have deleted my previous posts (serial fiction) on purpose, because I have no access to the chapters I had written earlier. And no matter how hard I try to reproduce it again, I am not able to do so. :(
2. I have been without my laptop for almost 3 months now and I hate it, but I can't do anything :( :(
3. I have been forced into a state of "writer's block". :( :( :(
4. No matter how hard I try, I cannot take a pen and a diary and write things. My writing speed has become miserable, I am so used to typing :( :( :( :(
5. I know how to solve all of the above problems but i don't want to because am scared of a few more things associated with it.
6. I am using my office PC to write this post. I have broken a promise I made to myself that I would never blog from my workplace :(
7. I am really really sad. :( :( :(
1. I have deleted my previous posts (serial fiction) on purpose, because I have no access to the chapters I had written earlier. And no matter how hard I try to reproduce it again, I am not able to do so. :(
2. I have been without my laptop for almost 3 months now and I hate it, but I can't do anything :( :(
3. I have been forced into a state of "writer's block". :( :( :(
4. No matter how hard I try, I cannot take a pen and a diary and write things. My writing speed has become miserable, I am so used to typing :( :( :( :(
5. I know how to solve all of the above problems but i don't want to because am scared of a few more things associated with it.
6. I am using my office PC to write this post. I have broken a promise I made to myself that I would never blog from my workplace :(
7. I am really really sad. :( :( :(
Thursday, August 12, 2010
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